Funny Quotes

Anniversary, Marriage, Fighting, Mad, Sleep, Fun, Funny Love, Wedding Anniversary, Funny Marriage, Funny Valentines Day, Bed, Anger Love, Anger And Pain, Going To Sleep, Sleeping In, Angry, Marriage Jokes, Funny One Liner, Marriage Advice, Funny Sleep, Humorous Valentine, Marriage Humor, Sweet Anniversary, Happy Marriage Advice, Funny Wedding Anniversary, Funny Wedding Speech, Anger Management, Comedian,
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

– Phyllis Diller

Mad, Sleep, Fun, Bed, Anger Love, Anger And Pain, Going To Sleep, Sleeping In, Angry, Funny One Liner, Funny Sleep, sleep on the floor, Paddy O’Dea,
He’s so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

– Paddy O’Dea

beatnik, cynical, funny, humour, Funny, Brain, Fall, Open Minded, Cynical, Witty, Ifs, Sarcastic, Dark Sarcasm,
If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

– Lawrence Ferlinghetti

funny, humour, law, judge, Judging, Lawyer, Good Lawyer, Clever, Law, Lunch, Knows,
A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
– Anonymous

funny, humour, bed, magical, place, suddenly, remember, everything, forgot,
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

eyes, funny, lemons, Eye, Giving, Life Gives You Lemons, Lemons, If Life Gives You Lemons, Funny Clever,
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

– Cathy Guisewite

funny, fun, humour, room, path, doorway, my bed, my room,
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

boggs, finnick, funny, humour, hunger-games, katniss, mockingjay, odair, suzanne-collins, witty Funny, Hunger, Witty, Mockingjay, Finnick Odair, Saws, Underwear, Wells, Impressed, Finnick, Katniss, President Snow, Mockingjay Book, Suzanne Collins,
Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.

– Suzanne Collins

funny, fun, humour, comedy, people, need, high-five, in-the-face. with-a-chair,
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.

too small, make, difference, try, sleeping, mosquito, funny, fun, humour, comedy, Inspirational, Change, Inspiring, Dalai Lama XIV, Dalai Lama,
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

– Dalai Lama