Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
– Phyllis Diller
He’s so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
– Paddy O’Dea
If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
– Lawrence Ferlinghetti
A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
– Cathy Guisewite
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
Well, don’t expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.
– Suzanne Collins
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
– Dalai Lama